the only people that follow me anymore are porn bots

i-sold-my-heterosexuality:

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don’t know what’s going on here like i just keep getting “the fool” over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

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allthingsaudreyhepburn:

Audrey Hepburn with her fawn, Pippin or “Ip”.

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imblushy:

one of my favorite places in san francisco // ig. @isisilvach

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teaboot:

mjalti:

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

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fartgallery:

*alien spaceship crash lands on earth*

human headline: UFO Discovered! Scientific Community Shocked! Governments in Disarray!

alien headline: FAIL! Idiot Pilot Doesn’t Know How to Park

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markusbones:

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

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gooeygloop:

the key to art is not giving a shit. not giving a goddamn shit. you gotta go to your sketchbook or computer or whatever and just draw free. no rules. do what you want and what feels right. if it looks like shit? no it doesn’t. keep going. keep drawing. you have a skill that is so rare and to keep it is the greatest gift of all.

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fuukonomiko:

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

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countrichmond:

chittychittycoco:

blondetrash:

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

Reblog until I die

This can apply to friendship as well. Not everyone’s schedule’s always align for the gang to hang out all together. It’s ok, there’s always next time.

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